How to celebrate Xmas....to the tune of Ding dong merrily on High. .

Ding dong! Cash registers on high, In supermarkets tills are ringing! Ding dong! Verily the sky is rev’n with adverts singing... Gloria, consumption in the highest!

E’en so here below, below, let shoppin’ trolleys be pushen’ And io, io, io, by rich and poor be fillen’. Gloria, consumption in the highest!

Pray ye dutifully, prime your credit cards, ye shoppers; May ye beautifully claim your two for one offers, Gloria, consumption in the highest!