I Await the Plaudits of the Crowd.

So Ian MacMillan Tweeted, "I got stuck in an evolving door and couldn’t get rid of my fins."

As I was at something of a loose end I replied with several Tweets of my own...

1. I got stuck in a revolver door and couldn't get out of the Western I was in. #howdy

2. I got stuck in an involving door. It just caught my attention. #pleasedistractme

3. I got stuck in a revolutionary door. Had to smash the system to get out. #powertotheportal

4. Thought I was stuck in a dissolving door but stirred round and round till I got a solution.

5. I got stuck in a resolving door. Swore I'd never do it again.

6. I got stuck in a revolving door. At least I got a new volve out of it.

7. I got stuck in an evolving door with a Creationist - although he insists that's not how it started. #Genesis

8. I got stuck in a revolving door with @IMcMillan and just couldn't retweet #lisp

9. I got stuck in a gnivlover door till I realised I was going round the wrong way. #illgetmycoat

Which I thought was quite good going. It's not going to change the world, they are kind of funny in a groany way, and I thought they were a little like variations on a theme in music. However not one soul 'liked' them, not one soul in all of Twitterdom acknowledged them. So I have collected them up and put them here from where I await the plaudits of the crowds.